Unfortunate, but true.

WOW!... just... Wow!

*squinting over glasses* adleiavde ?

OMG! The internet really IS a series of tubes!

Except I already forgot what it was.

Upvoted for title pun

It's also a cyclops number

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken memes
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

That dog CLEARLY has no idea what he's doing. The neck of that Florence flask should also be clamped (the ringstand is insufficient). Also, he hasn't even primed the tubing for what appears to be a siphon. Furthermore, you should never have a drinking mug (or any other type of food or drink) in the lab, let alone be pouring something into it from lab glassware. I'll grant that he is wearing appropriate eye protection, but he should also be working inside a chemical fume hood instead of on an open bench.

Awesome prof is awesome.

Thanks for making it creepy.

I don't understand why the mailing of the box is necessary.

#WhenYou'reFarTooRich

Of course my wife was begging for the hardest kid to make. (I managed the blue eyes, the state of the hair remains to be seen.)

As a man I can vouch for the truth of this. ... As a chemist I can tell you that I measure fluid only with a graduated cylinder.

Cortana > Siri ... well... *spoiler* until she went nuts in Halo 5

I have never purchased fecal matter.

Is ... is he ok?