"Genuine Fred"

I know a guy who did this. Meanwhile, I married my high school crush... and so did someone else in my class.

Where's the donkey?

I can do it.

I feel like I could win against a goose in hand-to-hand (so to speak) combat.

I would go on such a rampage. I would do unspeakable things to anyone who stole my dog.

Agreed

The name of Earth's moon is Luna
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luna

Depends on what kind of bullet we're talking about, and how thick the titanium is.

I always remember Mark Wahlberg as Max Payne

Then, to find the slope of “dat ass” at a given point you would take the first derivative with respect to x, which gives (dy/dx)=2ax+b

OR you could model an entire cheek as a quadric surface using an elliptic paraboloid. Then the equation is z=[(cx^2)/(a^2)]+[(cy^2)/(b^2)] … then for the slope you would take two partial derivatives of z, one with respect to x and another with respect to y

...you DID say to talk nerdy.

That is so Ryan!

That is one seriously dermographic guy

I'm impressed that the rest of the screen still works.