Once a badass, always a badass.

That fish must have lived a long time, it has likely absorbed enough mercury over its lifetime to make the meat unsafe.

Every time I hear something about Bolton I think about the Dead Parrot Sketch... "The palindrome of Bolton would be notloB"

It's very well drawn

...for very small fires

Soft Drink Chic?

And they were probably grateful

Parenting goals

That's unacceptable for several reasons

You're thinking of mayflies, adult houseflies last a few days.
http://www.orkin.com/flies/house-fly/life-expectancy-of-house-fly/

My mom's dog used to collect my socks and put them by her bed, he figured "Mom likes the boy, and these smell like him, so they will make her happy."

For the discerning exhibitionist.

You could just view the source code, or pull up the details on the image from a context menu.

But gorillas are apes, not monkeys.

Yay! Non-Euclidean geometry!!

Well played

He's counting coup

Ever heard of the coastline paradox?

"smashing her with a floppy" ... how does that even work?

Truth

Did anyone else try to figure out how the pics were connected before realizing?