Maybe her cousin doesn't actually know how that happens... at least... I hope that's the case.

I think this is running in reverse

What about food science?

These bother me for a different reason...
Top left: Those are safety matches, unless the rock is coated in red phosphorus they aren't going to light.
Top Right: The balloon is in no danger as it is obviously filled with helium and would therefore rise away from the nails.
Bowling ball: You'd be surprised just how few bubbles it will pop.

This took me a second because the paintball field I usually play on uses ammo with white fill.

Are we gonna talk about how the first boyfriend literally has a black heart?

I see no problem, that dog looks very dignified and professional.

"You keep using words... I don't think you know what they mean."

Is Nintendo unaware of rule 34?

Just remember to change the muffler bearings too

*cringing* Oh the smoke that will make!

As a former TA I can tell you that this is EXACTLY how it goes.

Carbonic acid gas is just CO2... soo... burping?

The other 1% gets burned for energy

Poor Burnie

Soon

Ok, I get that it's a jack, but why is it strapped to the hood of all places?

Well played

Actually, the sun wins. In fact adding all that mass (fusion fuel) will only make the sun burn hotter.