Yes, but then the book exploded

It bothers me how the hour hand on "TIME" just oscillates.

Brilliant! Politicians should be required to do this for each sponsor.

Cool, when does it come out for real phones?

Nah, that's just the electricity leaking out... sometimes electricity liquefies when it's cold enough. ;)

Conditioned response is fun

This is true not just of medical doctors but of Ph.D.'s as well.

Not if you look closely. Salt forms cubic crystals, sugar forms hexagonal prism shaped crystals.

I knew a guy once who was actually named Tom Morrow (as in Thomas Morrow), and he actually went by Tom.

We are all STILL humans, you should be able to be different without being a dick about it.

Unless perhaps they make a good point and you actually change your mind. But I suppose that change of mind then becomes what you were going to do anyway.

I do this to my own baby and he just looks at me like "What? But! You can't do that! I'm the one who cries!"

I was doing this even before I became a dad.

Everyone is at the center of their own observable universe, the difference is infinitesimal, but technically your particle horizon changes with your location.

But it DOESN'T run on saltwater. Saltwater is merely the electrolyte. It runs on the anode, a piece of metal that has to disintegrate in order to provide the energy. Also, this isn't a new invention, it's just a battery.
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/545090/scitech/science/much-ado-about-salt-myths-and-facts-about-salt-water-powered-lighting

"You know damn well what I mean! Now get me my fucking coffee!"

I feel like they were gorgeous before the morphing

How did he even accomplish this? Was he like... having a seizure on a membrane keypad?

Now spin it

I get a different result. Assuming a mid-size longsword weighing 1.45kg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longsword … Average blood volume of 5L http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_volume … Concentration of iron in blood at 51.5 mg/dL http://www.jbc.org/content/104/1/157.full.pdf … Ignoring the small percentage of carbon in the steel… and arranging so units cancel to leave number of enemies…
(1.45kg)x(1000g/1kg)x(100mg/1g)x(100dL/51.5mg)x(1L/10dL)x(1enemy/5L) = 56311 enemies

The pun is strong with this one

That looks horrible