Someone is confused as to the function of a sleeping bag.

You know how they make Holy Water, right?
They boil the hell out of it.

That man has more patience than I can even imagine having.

Open the case and detach or destroy the piezo element that makes the sound (it looks like a little metal disc probably inside a plastic housing with a small hole in it). Then put it back together. Just unplug it first (obviously), and be careful not to touch the high voltage capacitor (it looks like an oval shaped metal can, it doesn't hold a lot of charge but it's enough to hurt).

But... the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle also applies to the proton.

How does she keep it from getting brittle and breaking off?

Easier way to do that is with bleach (that'll kill the bacteria in the soil and destroy all the nutrients too, that way nothing will ever grow there again).

More like the rolling shutter effect

Well, vaping fluid is primarily propylene glycol, which is technically an alcohol (as indicated by the suffix -ol).

It's called survival, bitch.

Why do some people think that quotation marks indicate emphasis?

I'm gonna do this with light beer next time someone offers it to me.

Except those actually are alligators.

open the jar and find out

Dumb cat, there isn't even a slide on that microscope.

I'm more impressed that a photograph took other photographs

That distillation apparatus would not work properly, the tube inside the boiling flask should not be submerged in the liquid.