While it is indeed a bad idea to mix bleach with anything nitrogenous (ammonia, urine, fertilizer, etc.) it DOES NOT make mustard gas. It DOES tend to produce toxic compounds but none of them are mustard gas or even anything similar to mustard gas. It is FAR more dangerous to mix bleach with any type of acid (vinegar, some toilet bowl cleaners, lemon juice, even cola) because it results in the release of chlorine gas.

I kiss my wife on the lips

There is no question anywhere in that post

Sounds more like politics than the military

That's not suspicious at all, it's quite obviously intentional.

I thought I was pretty dang pale, until I got dehydrated and collapsed while playing paintball. Judging by the number of people who rushed to my aid, I must have looked like a ghost.

I hope he showed up later to help carry all that flour home, otherwise the joke quickly turns into a chore.

So, really this is the journey of one of the grains of silica in the rock as a whole.

This is one of my favorite Colbert bits.

I want such a goat!

Thanks for sharing! After looking this up to make sure, I learned many things I didn't know.

Poor cat. It broke her mind.

Go for it!

OOOoooOOOooo.... *drools*

Hooray! Good on that Doctor!

This was undoubtedly orchestrated by Leslie Knope.