Raise your children to be strong and break the cycle. If times are not hard enough, then challenge them some other way.

The wetness warning MAKES this.

The dream was always to do goofy shit

I call BS, this is clearly staged.

The best immediate solution, aside from lower level change as @famousone said, is Liquid Fluoride Thorium Reactors (LFTRs). Thorium is more plentiful than uranium, doesn't need to be enriched, produces far less waste that remains hazardous for a tenth of the time that current waste does, and the reactors cannot possibly melt down. (With current nuclear technology you are always fighting to keep it under control, with LFTRs you're fighting to keep it going. So in the case of catastrophic failure it simply cools down and stops.) Furthermore, you can't breed plutonium using an LFTR, which (truth be told) is the only reason uranium was chosen over thorium as fuel in the first place, namely so that weapon's grade plutonium could be manufactured.

Jim Gaffigan is a national treasure.

That's a mitten

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The animation doesn't explain how the tail of the u gets added.

How do you know it was "by accident"? Did you ask the dog? Do you even speak Dog?

OMG it's actually full of cookies and not sewing supplies!!! That's like finding a unicorn!

I never really understood the grandma feeding you meme... Then I watched my mother feed my son.

The typical countertop microwave oven is about 18 cm tall. The buttons on a microwave are about 1 to 1.5 cm in height. Comparing the little arm to the buttons I conclude that this is at best a CENTIwave.

Dude, you need to buy better fitting shirts.

Also, remember that 4 wheel drive or all wheel drive can get you moving but it can't slow you down.

As if there isn't already a problem with too many artificial satellites and space junk.