def teleport

To those wanting to raid/loot/steal: What makes you think shop owners won't defend with deadly force? You may have to kill to raid anyway.

... the only character who would.

I love how someone went out of their way to photograph and arrange this sequence as a demonstration.

NO... you made your bed... now you must lie in it!

Who is that in the first pic?

"Um, excuse me? My balls are down there!"

"Where'd you get the pink 50's Grandma?"

Well... He DID say EVERYTHING

all I see is the periodic table in the background

I wish I had the self-confidence that pelicans do. Seriously they're like, "I'd like to do that..." and then they immediately attempt it.

*proceeds to be arrested for assault*

It's called "planned obsolescence"

If you allow them to hold two consecutive doors for you (provided that you are not carrying things that occupy both hands), you are in the wrong.

Brilliant nerd is brilliant.

Horses are goofy

Hooray for argument by counterexample!