I'm gonna make damn sure there isn't more than one gold bar in it before I leave the trashcan behind.

My English Bulldog would finish in an hour

That looks creepy

moss ≠ whole ecosystem

I call it "the brain scrambler"...

Technically, anything with ANY mass or energy has it's own gravity well, it's just that the well is very small for low masses and energies.
That said, this person needs to get over theirself.

Using a brick is a great way to get clocked in the face when it bounces off the safety glass. You're better off with a small sharp rock or better yet a piece of broken ceramic.

KE=0.5mv^2 Kinetic energy scales with the square of the velocity, but only linearly in relation to mass.

Plants grow upwards mainly by virtue of the fact that the electromagnetic force is so much stronger than gravity under conditions experienced on Earth.

And it's usually well deserved after working for a living or successfully keeping one's kids alive for another day.

The reason coke works on rust is because it contains phosphoric acid

Clever! Good on you mate!

"a women's" ... *sigh*

That is incredibly unhealthy for the sheep

RE: title... so... (4R,4aS,7aR,12bS)-4a-hydroxy-9-methoxy-3-methyl-2,4,5,6,7a,13-hexahydro-1H-4,12-methanobenzofuro[3,2-e]isoquinoline-7-one;hydrochloride , N-(4-hydroxyphenyl)ethanamide , and 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine ?

The world IS funny and creative. Remember that someone had to create the funny joke and make the post before you read it. Who cares if it's staged? Just use your imagination.

"Scientifically accurate" ... so what kind of propulsion are we using?

We are all the center of our own universe.
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Like, for real, the distance to the particle horizon (edge of the observable universe) is the same for everyone regardless of location.

I doubt it actually stayed on for years, turtles actually shed scaly type things called scutes with the approximate texture of fingernails from their shells.