MANY types of brain surgery are done with the patient conscious, for exactly those reasons.

Holy Cow! I actually WOULD pay good money to eat that at a restaurant. What's the hospital's business model look like that they can pull that off?!

I've often thought of growing my own giant crystals, but it takes like 5 years even if you're doing it intentionally, and I don't have that kind of patience.

I need this book!

Way to go Oliver!

Unfortunately that sort of behaviour is unacceptable according to the norms of cultures.

I once asked for 4x-spicy General-Tso's Chicken and was disappointed with what I got. I don't think they changed the sauce at all. I wanna go to this joint.

typical

I'm worried about this person's idea of marinara sauce. (Cocktail and Salsa = Marinara ?!?!?)

Actually, there's a severe shortage of tradesmen in America right now. Learning a trade is a fine way to make a living and a perfectly respectable option. (I say this as someone who took STEM to the PhD level)

"seen as"

Try "I wanna fuck you really well" .... good grammar is sexy

I'm convinced that the Brits actually NEED tea in order to live, they just eat food so they seem human. ;)

Clever developer is clever

All you have to do is build half a transformer into the device and the other half into the charging pad, BOOM magnetic induction... But it's never as efficient as direct electrical contact because the transformer core is now in two pieces and a lot of the magnetic field leaks from the edges.

Depends... what kind of coin?

"unoriginal" or "duplicate" would also have been acceptable.

Only if you're not wearing rubber soles

What if I just grab life by the haunches and hump it into submission?

I literally gagged

The sun isn't flat, it only looks flat because the lens end of the big flashlight is always pointing toward us.

Hooray for voluntary exchanges of value on a free market!