jimcrichton

jimcrichton


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Pom-pom 7 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
Ah, I missed that bit
Freedom, but try to consume Vodka before the age of 21 and see how truly free you are 16 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
Drinking small amounts before 25 probably won't hurt you, but why risk it?
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Crazy overtime hours 10 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
Well, there's only 168 hours in a week.
Understand what you hate. 70 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
It wasn't removed from the DSM, just renamed to Gender Dysphoria.
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The more you know 12 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
At the level of precision this claims you could throw off the numbers with minor dietary differences. Ate a mushroom this week? Your selenium is high. Ate a Brazil nut today? Your radium is through the roof. Had sushi recently? Your iodine is elevated. Enjoyed some tuna? Hello elevated mercury levels. Used some Pepto-Bismol? You're now full of bismuth.
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Pom-pom 7 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
I hope it was made clear that "pom-pom" referred only to the fuzzy ball and not the entire hat.
Some of the best advice I’ve seen 2 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
Fulfillment and meaning are a more proper end goal than mere happiness.
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Could either of you actually die then though? 4 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
"You know I wonder, if I killed a ghost, would it come back as a ghost of a ghost?" -Tex ("Red vs. Blue" S4:E3)
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They could be good people though, of course 18 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
I can't even begin to picture Bob Ross screaming
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Shower thoughts 2 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
Most fire engines don't actually carry much water, just a very powerful pump. Water trucks are the specialized units that support the fire engine proper when there's not a ready supply of water near the scene. (At least that's how it's done where I'm from)
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? I heard it went OK 4 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
RE: Title: For anyone wondering "OK" is the empirical formula for potassium peroxide (the proper formula is K₂O₂)
I can't even fight my cat 6 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
I'd fight a horse-sized duck.
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For anyone wondering what the actual size of a kiwi is 19 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
Holy SHIT! I always thought they were more like fist sized.
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Disney is so cutting edge! 13 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
Trek >> Wars
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German pedantry at its finest 9 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
How the hell does one "accidentally steal" something?
Wisdom 2 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
Is it just me or does anyone else get the impression that Chris Pratt didn't actually have to do a lot of acting in order to play this role?
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In 8th grade 8 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
Once in high school, the guy who is now my best friend was pestering me and really pissing me off so I acted like I was going to stab him in the arm with my pencil in an attempt to scare him off and get some peace. Except he moved his arm and I accidentally stabbed him for real, not deep or anything, but 16 years later he still has the piece of graphite that broke off stuck in his arm under his skin. He agrees that he deserved it at the time, and pretty much right after that incident we started getting along really well.
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Robot bird 4 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
^ @cryoenthusiast You're doing God's work my friend. Thank you.
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Chaotic (good) justice 26 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
Right, this ISN'T John Wick... But that IS a damn satisfying film.
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Don’t be too excited 6 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
With friends like that, who needs enemies?
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The Wonders and Perils of Australia 21 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
They forgot to mention the cassowaries, they're basically modern velociraptors.
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Well... That's hairy 2 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
He's a closet furry
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He tells the truth! 9 comments
jimcrichton · 6 years ago
Pringles are just fried mashed potatoes with wheat-flour in them.
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