so my dad knows that I've always liked Harley Quinn long before Suicide Squad and a couple years ago I was her in her black and red jumpsuit so he bought me the SS costume so I wore it to thank him and I saw a 3 year old dressed in the same outfit. her parents got all excited and asked for a photo which I politely declined thinking WTF

I work at Party City and 99% of our returns are women who thought the costume would make them look like the model on the photo

I can't speak for all Republicans but my family has never been against abortion. Clever post tho

That's a sea lion

to anyone who thinks this is photoshopped...I'm from Montana and I promise it really looks like this :)

am I the only person who went to junior college and got a damn good education for a third the price?

there are many amazing ways those with average wages can save up for world vacations. seriously, look it up. google it. I did randomly one day and I was amazed at what i found

honestly considering moving to Russia

I used to work the turnstiles at Universal Studios and whenever a lady had these she couldn't do the fingerprint thing. It was so akward

As a Christian who makes a living as an animal behaviorist/conservationist...I cannot like this post enough

I actually used to work with sharks. this is a zebra shark, so named because when they're pups they have stripes. similar to nurse sharks they have mouths like this that help them suck shellfish out of their shells...and its' super cute.
even cuter: many sharks have breathing assisted organs called spiracles, and one of the other guys who works with the sharks has a tattoo that says "Spiracles can happen"

is that Antarctica: Empire of the Penguin in Orlando? I used to work there! Whopper is my favorite boy :D

technically this is a mantis peacock shrimp. the regular mantis shrimp is not nearly as deadly