J.m. Vail

jmvail


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Random shower thoughts that will make you late for work 6 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
I actually used to work at Disney as a character and yes...without thinking I would smile
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Can other biologists confirm? 4 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
I am a marine mammal specialist and I can confirm
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Zookeepers use piglets in tiger stripes to comfort a tigress who lost her cubs 12 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
The story is true but the first photo is fake
How smoking wrecks your lungs 21 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
PETA is worse
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Well done, Milo 10 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
Such an underrated film
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How smoking wrecks your lungs 21 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
Very cool video. I sort of want to test it myself
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Now I'm Getting A Fox 15 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
Only if they are from a responsible breeder, have an experienced owner, and a lot of living space.
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Now I'm Getting A Fox 15 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
As a zookeeper I DO NOT recommend foxes as pets. These ads may claim they are tame but they are still a lot more work than a cat or dog. They are destructive and require more legal care than domestic pets. If you want an exotic pet try a snake or a ferret or a bird.
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with all the bad news, here's this 4 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
Better than being extinct
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At least things are improving 94 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
As much as I love Obama...when did he end two wars?
Bye, Nemo 12 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
Not only would Nemo not survive but releasing animals into the wild can be harmful to the ecosystem...NEVER RELEASE ANIMALS INTO THE WILD
The more you know 14 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
the headline is an onion joke...it's not real. and I'm pretty sure they don't even make bags like that. keep in mind SeaWorld's largest whale was 23 ft long and 12,000 lbs. pretty sure there isn't a bag like than anywhere in existence. and how would they get the whale into the bag? I thought the joke was obvious
The more you know 14 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
Pretty sure they are :)
The more you know 14 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
God I hope this is sarcasm....
The more you know 14 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
Fun fact: in SeaWorld Orlando they have 7 different pools for the orcas...over 7 million gallons all together. That's more than double ALL the water at Blizzard Beach water park.
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floof 6 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
According to the United States Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1972, it is illegal to feed, harass, interact with, or even approach a wild marine mammal. If the animal approached you it's okay as long as you do not interact. Not only is it dangerous for humans but it's safer for the animals.
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jmvail · 7 years ago
Otters may be cute but they are vicious! Don't try to touch or feed them in the wild! But really jealous of this guy great photo
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jmvail · 7 years ago
That's illegal...
Things we didn't learn in high school 42 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
At one point there were more white Irish slaves in America than there were African slaves too.
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Talk about a cool selfie 5 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
If it fucks with wild animals it's wrong. Sea lions all over the CA coast have learned to go to humans for food. Its not okay at all. Screw your selfie I care about wildlife!
"To each their own" -Adolf Hitler 16 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
I'm a sea lion trainer and someone like this compared the animals (who are well taken care of in an accredited facility) to American slaves...like WTF
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Gold diggers be like 8 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THIS POST WTF HAPPENED!?!?!
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Talk about a cool selfie 5 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
The sea lion has probably learned to beg for food...
Awesome fact about dolphins 23 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
This is actually false...
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Gold diggers be like 8 comments
jmvail · 7 years ago
As a zookeeper I am constantly attacked by PETA and their outrageous lies. They claim all zoos and zookeeper torture animals and that it's animal cruelty to even have a dog or cat as a pet. Who the fuck gives these people money!?!?
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