J.m. Vail

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The video and audio are horrible quality anyway 5 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
SAME WITH FUCKING FIREWORKS
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Wtf UK 19 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Actually I'm CA it's illegal to have drunk passengers as well so it's already here in USA...so drunks shouldn't drive but they're also not allowed to be passengers? What are we going to have to add a trunk option on uber?
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Skinny, white mermaids are unrealistic 35 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I think the idea of mermaids having scales is just fabrication. They probably have blubber for warmth similar to dolphins. The hair on their head is also probably fine and short to prevent drag in the water. They also probably have smaller ears for the same reason.
Skinny, white mermaids are unrealistic 35 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
But cetaceans moved to water 300 million years ago. Pinnepeds moved to water 60 million years ago. They still have nails and ear flaps that resemble their terrestrial ancestors. Dolphins and whales have already evolved well beyond that just through time alone. But if the myth that mermaids have heads, torsos, arms, and hands similar to humans we have cause to believe it wasn't more than 100 million years they came to be aquatic.
Then again were not sure if they do since the image of a mermaid is still considered myth
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Skinny, white mermaids are unrealistic 35 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
They might or might not. Pinnepeds (seals, sea lions, and walrus) are raised on land for a few reasons. Unlike cetaceans (whales and dolphins) they don't know how to swim at birth. Based on their anatomy they also can't nurse underwater like dolphins can. But if mermaids resemble humans in some way the way pinnepeds resemble certain terrestrial animals (they're said to have evolved from some sort of cat or bear) they would not be soley aquatic. But obviously this is all just speculation
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Skinny, white mermaids are unrealistic 35 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Except they might be. If you consider they're mammals their closest relatives would be dolphins. They would probably have blubber for protection they would also probably have a dorsal fin or dorsal ridge. There are most likely several different species or ecotypes depending on habitat and diet. They are probably contrasted dark and light to have camouflage. They probably have very fine hair that isn't that long to prevent drag in the water. And they probably need to breed and raise their young on land like seals and sea lions considering they most likely breathe air
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I'm ready 7 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Apparently PETA threatened Disney saying the original storyline "promoted animal cruelty" so they had to change the whole ending
I'm ready 7 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
And it still turned out to be terrible. Just a sad copy of the original. My disappointment was immense
I'll sit back and let you mericans talk this one out 42 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Yes because criminals will be happy to follow regulations and register their guns. They will have no problem with that
He'll Britain has problems with unregistered tobacco and people think the government can control firearms!?
Sometimes Y 15 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
There's legit a kids book about the war of vowels and consonants called "Vowels and Consonants" and there were Ys that were spies
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Give me an "a" 8 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
As a cheer coach I cannot emphasize this enough
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More of this please 5 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Actually the professor requested they wear business attire and she showed up in shorts when the professor said her attire was inappropriate she stripped down this isn't fighting oppression it's just immature
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New human rights 15 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
This is like some social justice game show "if a Muslim woman refuses to service a trans woman claiming that she's a man, who is more oppressed?"
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I loled 6 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I have no problems if the men have similar wardrobe restrictions and similar punishments should they adhere.
Disney better make this happen. 11 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
MOST UNDERRATED FILM OF ALL TIME PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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Disney better make this happen. 11 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Thank you
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Saddest toy ever 5 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I had one of these...
I loled 6 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I have no problems with different religions but I think it's pretty sexist that men can wear whatever they want but women need to cover up...regardless of culture or religion
Whoop, there it is 27 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I think they both make good points
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It's guy love between two guys 5 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Or flipper man since they have both
Denmark sounds awesome 47 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Technically anytime you're working you're playing taxes so ima disagree
Hold my beer and see what I can do 7 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I was an aquarist I worked with sharks too..maybe don't insult someone until you seem to know so little about?
And the article is another example 9f media demonizing sharks and making killing them look like an act of heroism.
I'm curious (not sarcasm) where did you learn the "after a shark smells human blood humans will be in their diet" thing? I've NEVER heard that.
If it's true why would sharks take one bite out of humans and swim off? Because usually they only bite out of mistaken identity
Denmark sounds awesome 47 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
There is no free it's called taxes did you people not go to school why doesn't anyone understand this
And next came the milky way 12 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
This show is so underrated
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In a nutshell 8 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Accurate af
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