You really should't compare the two.

He looks like a 40 year old trying to act like a 20 year old.

I think they just call it the beach at that point.

Female Harry Potter?

The real question is: where does he shit, and how do they get rid of it?

Actually she has 3 Oscars. I think this was supposed to say that she has 18 Oscar 'nominations'. So this quote must be over a year old because she has 19 now.

Challenge Accepted!

Why did they skip over LBJ?

I am referring to sex as 'whole grain crunch' from now on.

Let get Eliminated!

The origin of 'I can't hold all these lemons'

Ba jabbers!

This symbol can be a lot more simplified then this and still contain all the letters and numbers. I did it for my portfolio website www.lanza-design.com, click on the center icon.

He is really hanging out of a plane!! It's just that the plane is on the ground and the background is photoshopped in. That's why the shadow looks so good. Want proof? Check out the jet engine fan blades and notice how they are not moving.

I hate to break it to you, but that's not just black berry. It's fruity di bosco, which means fruit of the forest, and it's actually mixed berries. So really the strawberry is just trying to join its other berry friends.

Downside is you have another country's Queen on it.

Where do you go if you have jungle fever?

Not even close with some of these.

Because Squidward is about to load this job and paycheck if the owner is frozen to death.

Original Barbie has a bitch face.

I'd sooner hit on and try to hook up with the girl in sweats.

This Manta Ray swam into a fishing boat's net, they were not looking to capture it. They did try to bring it on their boat, that's when it got so tangled in the net that it could not be freed and died. At which point they decided to bring it back to shore. They certainly were not proud of catching it or bragging about it. However they could have been using smaller nets to keep this from happening. In that area Manta Rays are worth more alive then dead because of tourism to see the creatures. So while this is sad, it's not cause to hate against humanity.

Quite a few of those trees completed changed their leaves in just one week.