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That's Not A Scarf, It's A Throw Rug 11 comments
joe80 · 9 years ago
Don't try to defend yourself here Lenny Kravitz, we all know it's really you.
That's Not A Scarf, It's A Throw Rug 11 comments
joe80 · 9 years ago
Lenny Kravitz is such a tool.
Something cute for you 8 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
I beg to differ. Suffering through all that for love shows way more devotion then just getting bit on the neck. This potato and tomato did what ever they had to to find a way to be matched together. This is a great analogy for what people do for love. I'm not comparing this to Twilight, I'm saying it's better. I'd much rather watch an animated movie based on this sketch then watch that vampire movie again.
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Something cute for you 8 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
Still a better love story then Twilight.
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I think I have a problem 15 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
That's what happens when you have too much baby batter on the brain, then all of a sudden there's perfect clarity.
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A strange futuristic scenery 29 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
Oh and undoubtably such an event would most certainly destroy our space craft launch program indefinitely, which would make the tag line fitting as well. Of course this is all based on the idea that we wouldn't see such an geological event coming, which simply isn't true. Geologist already knew where every major Earth changing eruption event will take place and it's only a matter of when, not if they will occur. However Port Canaveral, FL is not near any of them, and is more likely to be wiped out by a mega tsunami created by a Canary Island eruption and subsequent landslide into the Atlantic ocean. And if that had happened in the summer of 2011 it would have more likely have toppled the shuttle.
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A strange futuristic scenery 29 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
Also the terrain would be loose and rocking, making it very difficult for car, but much more suited for animals such as horses and donkeys to explore. So there you go, a logical and realistic story of how this picture could have actually been real. Nature can be a real mother.
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A strange futuristic scenery 29 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
The only plausible scenario for this image would be back in the summer of 2011 as Atlantis was being prepared for the final Space Shuttle mission a massive geological event, most likely and eruption, took place. Now the epicenter of the event couldn't have been too close to the shuttle because the earthquake vibrations and shockwave would have been enough to topple it. However the pyroclastic flow from the eruption would rain down enough(given that it was a massive eruption) to cover the shuttle and surrounding earth just like in this photo. It would also create a very dark and dense cloud coverage, just like in the photo. As long and enough of the pyroclastic flow rained down in a steady flow it would encase the shuttle in a rock like hill structure, preserving it on the launch pad. In the months that follow such an event the weather conditions would still be affected by dust in the atmosphere blocking the sun and creating a long term winter even in such a place as Florida.
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A strange futuristic scenery 29 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
It takes a lot of time and work to get the shuttle on the pad and into position, why would you just leave it like that? This would suggest things went real bad really fast. Plus the shuttle program retired years ago.
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The Everlasting Chocolate Bar 11 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
Proxxxy is correct, you can see this happen if you drag the image into Photoshop and look at the frames. In the animation as the diagonal pieces re-join the bar there is a missing potion of chocolate that appears to fill in the gap.
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Grandmother and granddaughter merged 6 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
What's amazing is that if you split this photo down the middle and look at both sides separately the grandmother looks older and the granddaughter looks younger then they do in this merged picture. By combining them your eyes (and mind) make one look younger and the other older so that we recognize a normal face and not a batman villain.
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Male version of Power Girl 4 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
I shit you not the reason why Power Girl has a boob window is because she could't come up with a symbol like Superman or Batman to put in that area. Comic book rational, you can't argue with it.
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It took almost two days to get this long exposure shot 6 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
Well then let me point out that you're wrong again. The hubble telescope takes many images over days, weeks, and months(depending on the subject) to get a complete image like the one seen above. This shot took much more then two days to make, and none of the shots taken to create it used a 2 day exposure. Don't try to defend yourself with a stupid response that is also wrong, just admit defeat and get yourself educated. Start here about a similar picture of this nebula taken from Earth: http://www.noao.edu/image_gallery/html/im0057.html
Then read this to understand how the colors are formed: http://hubblesite.org/gallery/behind_the_pictures/meaning_of_color/
It took almost two days to get this long exposure shot 6 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
You didn't take this picture. It is a well known image of the horse head nebula taken by the hubble telescope. The original image is in black and white and the color was digitally added. Take a seat son, school's in session.
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New uses for the iphone 6 15 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
You're a moron because you're jumping on internet bandwagon bullshit that has not been substantiated. The iPhone 6+ (or any smart phone for that matter) will not bend in half unless some serious forces outside of normal use are intentionally applied. Next time try to educate yourself a little more first and don't add to the problem.
New uses for the iphone 6 15 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
Please share with me just one link that shows the iPhone 6+ being easily bent in half. Misuse of the word fact just once is all that is needed to take the credibility out of your comment. Saying your comment is based on actual research implies that you have something(anything) that proves your statements. You're not writing a term paper so you can drop the 'I didn't feel like using MLS citation' bullshit, all you need to provide is just one legitimate link. Here's is an example. Admittedly my typing was a bit too quick which left me without a space between care and less, as for defending my use of the term you can refer to this article: http://www.slate.com/blogs/lexicon_valley/2014/03/18/why_i_could_care_less_is_not_as_irrational_or_ungrammatical_as_you_might.html
Amazing ocean themed cake 7 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
Still gets turned into shit in the end. Very Pretty though.
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TIME predicted in 1985 how Michael Jackson might look like in the year 2000 8 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
Yeah right, like pastel colors were still going to be fashionable in the years 2000. Get your shit together TIME.
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New uses for the iphone 6 15 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
To clarify I could careless about the iPhone, just can't stand morons.
New uses for the iphone 6 15 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
You are completely wrong. The iPhone 6+ has some minor bending and that is with some serious intentional force applied. The standard iPhone 6 does not bend, and even preformed better the most other cell phones its size in the bend test. Stop using the word 'fact' when you are basing your information on internet hearsay. Nice use of the word 'they' though to try and prove your bullshit facts, you moron.
If Disney’s Animal Characters Were Drawn As Humans... 24 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
What the hell? Everyone is asian and white!?!
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I'm salivating now 12 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
No longer available. They were pulled the day they were announced on the Disney Blog, massive f*ck up by disney.
Silly Spider Couldn't Find A Way To Hide Himself 13 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
Keep in mind that the spider is terrified and scared that he is exposed enough to be seen by a predator at any moment. I actually feel bad for it, it's desperately trying to find a way to get safe.
We still coming 7 comments
joe80 · 10 years ago
The truth behind this photo is that the Wedding party crashed a Rap group's music video they were recording. One of the bridesmaids is friends with one of the members in the group. The truth takes all the fun out of this picture.
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