"Donkey Kong 64 pocket watch and pouch / Promotional material / Nintendo of America / 1999"

Geezer in a freezer?

Oh no! Run!

Some cities in germany have them too.
Many people put bottles and cans next to the garbage bin instead of throwing them in the bin.

Artists 71% telemarketer 69% ?!
That has to be made up.

Chess

"My cabbages! My cabbages!"

*sings* american jesus by bad religion

Why not both?

Realising its propper name is just as funny.

I hope I wont.

Dada dadda dadda daT
Dada dadda dadda daT
Dafa dadda dadda DAT DAT DAT DAT

Are not.

Tru dat.
(imho)

I was standing hong withnkong before it was cool

I missed those

*sigh*

Same.