JohnJohn_II

johnnyjohnster


I try to be funny :)

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Kid's got herr priorities straight 12 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
In the last pic, it looks like a flashback is about to commence
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What mericans think the earth looks like 46 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Um... We dont. Why would people get the impression that we think this?
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Bad luck n*ked mole rat 6 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Rufus!
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prepare for s*xy time 63 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
The dinosaur thing. We dont talk about it. Ever.
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Feels, man. 97 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Wow. Just... Wow
Sometimes less is more 3 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
My feels.
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I hope the Internet still accepts me 52 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Its ok. I havent either
When a person laughs and sleeps too much 19 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Im not sad. Am i?
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Get yourself a body 45 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Ha ha. You think im fit.
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Poor Spiderman... 8 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Actually, in the marvel comics Spider-man is a close friend of Tony Stark. And Stark insisted on making Peter Parker an Avenger. So they did. Many other Marvel heroes are Avengers. Stark and Peter are so close, that Tony made an "Iron Spider" suit for Peter. So Spider-Man IS an actual Avenger. Not to mention my favorite superhero. If you do not believe me, please look it up.
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A second chance 20 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
So many feeeeels
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When I'm trying to make a move 11 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Ooohhhhh nostalgia!
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Another f*ggot 9 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
I hate kids that do this.
B**by trap 6 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Whenever she whistles, i always freak out and point my gun everywhere.
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That's not right 22 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Pretty sure the batman effect is money.
And kids.. Thats how earth got invaded 10 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
How could you not watch star wars first? Its awesome!
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Piggly wiggly 12 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Awwww. I'll eat you last.
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And kids.. Thats how earth got invaded 10 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
What about darth vader?
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Diving fail, must have hurt a lot! 8 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Oooohhhhh. That made my stomach feel weird
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oh tumblr you did it again. 5 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Aaaaand im horny
ωαιт, εxcυsε мε 7 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Its an app called cool fonts
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Canadian apology 32 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
We dont have poutine in america. At least not in my state.
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Adorable oreo 14 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
They're still young. Anything can happen in the next 5 years
Ouija Boards 13 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
I dont see it. I need better proof.
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Jennifer Lawrence apologizes 6 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Thats the most accurate description i have read describing Jennifer Lawrence. Ever
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