JohnJohn_II

johnnyjohnster


I try to be funny :)

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Please..save yourself while you still can.... 16 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
However, if you choose to join us, you must accept the fact of never seeing your family or friends again, for you will be forever on your computer.
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We all share the same dream 8 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
Thats deep.
Sperm whales sleep erect 13 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
Lets just hope these whales dont get hunted by SEAMEN.
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This guy has 'mad game' 13 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
PLOT TWIST: hes gay
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mmm Maltesers 27 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
I get my British knowledge from Dan and Phil
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Nice catch! 9 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
How do i upload gifs from my iphone?
Hunting you down 124 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
Rico Rodriguez from Just Cause 2. Im a done as a burnt chicken.
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Lost all my appetite 10 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
Thanks anyway
Lost all my appetite 10 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
The gif I am trying to upload is 1MB and I have an iphone. I dont really use my computer much because its really slow.
Lost all my appetite 10 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
Okay, guys, this is completely out of context, but how do I upload gifs from my phone?
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True story 13 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
A guy calls girls pretty, hot, beautiful, ect. I call girls any one of these things but when I say,"you look hot" I generally look at the whole of her person. Not just her face or other bullshit like that.
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Don't care how cheesy it sounds, you guys are my family 133 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
Awww. Stop it you
Close your eyes 51 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
Feelsubstance all over again
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Not Taylor Swift 15 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
Plot twist: that IS the real taylor, and the friend is in the background
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Tragic story #2 19 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
OH ALMIGHTY CREATOR, COME FORTH AND GRANT MY FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS WITH YOUR WORDS OF VALUABLE WISDOM!
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THEYVE COME 55 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
*in spongebob voice when talking to magic conch* creator, when will I get a star in my name? *hits enter* you know what to say creator
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I do care =D 397 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
Its my nickname at school
Curvy is better 49 comments
johnnyjohnster · 10 years ago
Well, we never said we ONLY like stick thin women.
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Faith in humanity restored ! Well at least for the next 10 minutes...! 21 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Plot twist! Its not the same guy she wanted to befriend.
Why would you do this to yourself 12 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
I broke a little
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Don't eat me! 9 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Much fluffy very taste good. Wow
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Uh...SURPRISE Jlaw cut her hair 16 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Nope. Still hot.
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Look out! 6 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
Call of Kitty
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When someone says One Direction is superior to the Beatles 15 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
The beatles is the father of all pop music
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The Only Acceptable Way To Go 13 comments
johnnyjohnster · 11 years ago
How do you get an STD from kissing a girl in your underwear?
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