Iron in our blood is why it turns red when you cut your self, I don't see why it would turn "green" under water

As you can see ladies and gentalmen that is called a Nope, this creature is found in the lake of I "I ain't goin in that" and this lake is also located in "Fuckthatistan". Enjoy the swim

The title made it for me

"What do you normally do when I'm not here" "Wait for you to come back"

No that's Crixus

That's clever, dead and alive have 9 letters the same amount of life's they have #illuminaty

I really don't even know how to feel about this

Seattleites, unite.

"It was me all along, I'm the pooper"

Can I just have one in my shirt pocket please and whenever I gesture with my hand/ fingers he will be there, hanging on and waveing at you.

Being a Jehovah's Witness and studying the bible I have never read about predicting the end of the world on multiple different times, but what we do believe will happen is Armageddon will come when 2 of the greatest world powers go to war and eventually the world will end, but the world will become a paradised earth where those who have been resurrected will live on the earth in perfection forever. Sorry if my little rant was long but I just wanted to clear the air about this, have a good one guys.

That's the type of dad I want to be, the one that does dumb stuff with my kid

You live in Federal Way don't you?

I hate you so much right now