born 2000 and STILL somehow remember these...and how awful they were...

bless him :( poor guy

gotta say the job has not been kind to him xD

dicknose slut goblin

honestly- i'd say the same when somebody is so obviously trying to be dramatic

haven't had a guinea pig in so long- miss how funny and adorable they are :3

"You can't leave that tiny bit of food on your plate. think of the children in Africa." do you want me to send it by fucking jet plane to them?! It's no more good to them in my stomach than it is in a bin!

art teacher sets prep sheets for over the Christmas holidays (2 weeks). 6 (minimum) prep sheets, 30 ish pictures to draw overall in different medias, have to do annotations for every one. my art teacher,
Teacher:"Now girls, remember to have a good, long break and don't spend the entire time working."
Friend: "But we've all only done like 10 pictures! We'll be working the whole time!"
Teacher: "I don't want you to ruin your holidays by working. Besides, you have a week when you get back to work on them."
HOW BLOODY WONDERFUL!!! I'VE ALREADY SPEND THE FIRST LIKE 4 DAYS OF MY HOLIDAY STRESSING OUT AND I'VE DONE A GRAND TOTAL OF 12 DRAWINGS, 0 ANNOTATIONS AND NOT ONE READY PREP SHEET!

carry on my wayward son- the moment that starts playing the supernatural fandom prepares their tissues for a season finale because shit bout to go down and we know that at least one of the main characters is gonna die and even though we know they comin' back the first episode of next season we still cry a fucking river because GODDAMMIT THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKING ADORABLE!!!!

Honestly, I love listening to foreign music- French, Danish etc. I think part of the joy of listening is that your brain is fully paying attention- your imagination is trying to think of the story the song is telling, while your intelligence is on over drive trying to pick up the meaning of a few words and put them into a context. It's like one big puzzle and you don't know where it's going! I love when you get the cultural, celtic-type songs with the beautiful music. I don't have any idea what they're singing, but by god I'll take it over Miley Cyrus any day!

I honestly found Anna a lot more appealing, but both of them seemed like copies of other characters to me. Anna is basically just Rapunzel- even her face is exactly the same, and I know that they're cousins, but it honestly just seems lazy. Elsa is a pretty obvious copy of Elphaba from Wicked. Both have powers that nobody understands, conflicted over whether they're using them for good or evil, a song about letting out their powers and not caring what anybody thinks anymore(Let it Go/ Defying Gravity),the popular upbeat companion who starts off not understanding but throughout the story begins to understand (Anna and Glinda)- and of course the obvious- the same voice.

honestly- I'm terrified of cats, but put a Doberman infront of me and I don't have any issues- think it's because dogs are louder...never know where cats are. anyway, I think it's because while a cat could do as much damage, compared to a dog, their bite isn't as strong and they're easier to get off. Dogs are sturdier and in some cases bred for fighting, guard dogs or hunting/pest control. Almost every dog breed will have a stronger jaw than a cat and once say a staffie has it's jaws on you, it takes a fucking lot of effort to get it off. a cat's teeth I think are sharper- it hurts of course, but it won't take as much to get it off- they're more delicate than dogs, they aren't bred to fight eachover or other animals. Another thing with cats is that their main weapon apart from teeth is claws, which of course are probably filthy. With a dog, it's the immediate damage you mainly have to worry about- with a cat, it's the risk of infection later on.