Then he have the memo out for parents to buy presents for their children!

*I'm *about *hear

Maybe if you wouldn't put yourself out there

Ground up and in the freezer

I don't give a shit whether it il legal or not, it's Neil Patrick fucking Harris!

What happens when you need to get your shoe off

Gets a blow up doll for Christmas as a joke
Gets caught actually using it

Done it twice

Kill them!! Kill them with fire!!!

Where did I put my flamethrower?! I swear I just had the damn thing!!

What level of hell are you from?!

Trees also get cut down, ground up, and turned into paper. Everybody uses paper;therefore, she is a whore.

Mass genocide?

Damn

Kill them all! Spare no one!!! >:D

Eugene must be his middle name

MINECRAFT!!

*YOU HAVE STARTLED THE WITCH*

Well she starred in twilight, so I wouldn't be too sad either

What if you cheat and bang a beautiful olive garden worker? She may love you so much she makes them for you all the time.

Dammit MoonMoon you're fine

Or "I need to speak to you about something...."

Technically it's the last sperm cell that fertilizes the egg. The first all of them break down the egg wall. So that makes phelps a loser

Looks like he wants some Jews with that toast