I gave a speech like this at a track meet to a little boy who didn't think he could do long jump. He laughed so hard he asked me to put the next kid up

Why do people keep them on the hats?

It may not touch, but it would make a perfect moustach

That's genius

That's impressive

Woohoo Beethoven

How did he get the strap over the leaves?!

I thought it said brian

Kitty?! Awh shit...

Fucking burn them all