I read vegetarian and was highly confused lol

I work in the health care field and use primarily the metric system, but the imperial system at times is used as well.

I thought that was a gigantic tarantula at quick glance smh. Almost freaked

I thought it was tomato soup

Just like in the show Dollhouse

They look like they have googly eyes placed on them

Like yogurt or frozen yogurt? Cuz i mean.... definitely a difference

I'm in a interracial relationship now. I've been in several. I'm black and he's white and we get stares all the time. And I've been told by black people that they will not talk to me or date me or touch me because I've been defiled by the white man and that I have turned my back on my people. And that I should be ashamed.

And of the course, the book you need to check out is somewhere in the middle of that tree

Super hardworking immigrant. Hmmm

Wait.....they have an app for that??? *Hurriedly goes to download* I'll be right back. Lots of por- pizza to look at.

Team Dad Joke!

Maybe that's just a big ass finger.

Killer Lord, the Dreaded of the Living. I like it

Don't marry him, he will cheat your entire marriage and ruin your life

I thought it said fearless chicken and thought yes, yes it is lol

Like I said, how much is rent.

As a nurse who's always drawing blood, I can't help but get excited when I see this