Must be why I have so few friends

I suffer from a chronic state of dysania

Hot damn! Can't stop looking at the last pic. * downloads picture to phone*

For some reason I read this as 'Yahtzee River'

I wish you were my pinky toe, because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture I own ;)

I laughed at this harder than I should have lol

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE...wait maybe...HELL NOPE.

Is it weird that I read it as, Thor 2: The horny trailer? And excitedly went to watch the video? Especially with how Loki looks all intense and hot

It sorta looks like liquid fire to me- *cue Adele song*

Caution: Slippery when wet

Its a christmas movie that takes place in halloween town. Soo both?

I can see myself being drunk one night and seeing this in my reflection and knocking myself out trying to kill it