Turk without hats 9 comments
juda
· 10 years ago
Its from the tv show Scrubs.
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Being on FunSubstance too much 9 comments
Tiny mechanical insects made out of watch parts 14 comments
I felt responsible 16 comments
juda
· 10 years ago
.........."To protect and serve" its written on the side of our cop cars anyway.
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*fangirls to death* 27 comments
juda
· 11 years ago
“Look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else I don’t have: Anything to lose! So, if you’re sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with all your silly little guns and you’ve got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who’s standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, and then… do the smart thing; let somebody else try first.” Goodbye Matt Smith.
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I do care =D 397 comments
juda
· 11 years ago
I'm an avid gamer and my first save file name for the original legend of Zelda was Juda, it kind of stuck with me over the years.
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What the f*ck how 11 comments
Internet feeling slow? 24 comments
How I imagine hell was created 9 comments
juda
· 11 years ago
Cigars are evil,
You won't miss 'em,
We'll find ways to simulate that smell,
What a sorry fella,
Rolled up and smoked like a donnetela,
Here on Level One of Robot Hell.
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You won't miss 'em,
We'll find ways to simulate that smell,
What a sorry fella,
Rolled up and smoked like a donnetela,
Here on Level One of Robot Hell.
Um. Wat. 13 comments
Say hi to the strangest movie of all time. 34 comments
Say hi to the strangest movie of all time. 34 comments
juda
· 11 years ago
In the Steven Spielberg movie E.T., why is the alien brown? No reason. In Love Story, why do the two characters fall madly in love with each other? No reason. In Oliver Stone's JFK, why is the President suddenly assassinated by some stranger? No reason. In the excellent Chain Saw Massacre by Tobe Hooper, why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom or wash their hands like people do in real life? Absolutely no reason. Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski, how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum when he plays the piano so well? Once again the answer is, no reason. I could go on for hours with more examples. The list is endless. You probably never gave it a thought, but all great films, without exception, contain an important element of no reason. And you know why? Because life itself is filled with no reason. Why can't we see the air all around us? No reason. Why are we always thinking? No reason. Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages? No fuck
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Awwww yeaaah 244 comments
You decide 8 comments
juda
· 11 years ago
Looks like more than just 2 bucks some of it is farther back. Grab it I am far to poor to flush it.
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