You mean double vv?

It should have been like
Doc: I've got so some good news and some bad news
Guy: what's the bad news?
Doc: I forgot to tell you yesterday that you have 24 hours to live.
Guy: what's the good news?
Doc: You've still got 5 minutes left

This picture is incomplete. The last part is missing.
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=zwypzc&s=6&hid=0&tag=Roasted+chicken

I need to read the paper. Do you mind if use your glasses.

Awkward

You otter be f***ng kidding me!

Wow! I'm from Zambia. Didn't think this would get on here.

All these calculators but still can't find x

Do you even science? It's called the unbelivable cord smh

Imagine her moving out

I can take in oxygen and convert it to carbon dioxide

Also you are adopted.

2 questions. How much free time does this person have? and how many balls of yarn does he move with?

Dammit I hate it when I get stuck in traffic, only if I could fly over traffic.

Natural selection

On monday

Budget cuts

The betrayal

That's the bridge to heaven

The two people in the background, don't they look like sam and dean from supernatural

What if you already have pink hair then?