oh how I love title puns

I would forgive you in an instant

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has no idea what's going on?

This is the kind of 89 year old I want to be like

Happy birthday, Lola!!!!!!!!

at first glance, i thought it was a really really long poodle

I didnt want this post to end

random question: does nike+ come automatically with nike free runs?

Why am I living in a boring, lifeless old city, when I could be here?

as a netball umpire, I get yelled at and mocked so much by parents. What I don't understand is the parents who yell at me have girls playing on the court who are the same age as me. They wouldn't yell at their own daughter for making an error of judgement, and they wouldn't appreciate it if someone else yelled at their daughter, so why do they do it!?!?!?!

its' face is like 'ha! told you i could sleep up here'

Why do these posts always go from relatively normal to WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Can someone please explain what they're actually doing? I watched the vid but I'm a bit confused

I won't grow up! I'll never grow up!

I love this, but wouldn't the heat from the metal just burn through the wood?

too cute to even handle

Give the cute little orangutan a goddamn umbrella already

Why have you waited so long!?