I wish it were that easy

I don't get the hype about boobs... seriously, it's just extra fat i don't need/want

She reminds me of over attached girlfriend

Right before lunchtime... this thing shits on my sandwich

Why must you put these ideas into my head!

his little hat is so adorable

Is there one of these water slides in Bali Water Bom Park?

I don't think there's a word to describe how cute his face is

all of his races are so breathtaking to watch

My mum and i organised that when I was little one. Luckily, I never had to use it

I'm not sure which one is my favourite

I would love to live in a rural US town

So I'm not the only one who sits on the toilet and finishes homework!?

I'm interested to know if 'dumb-dumb' is the worst insult she can come up with

This one time, all my friends rigged their cards while i went to get a drink. I came back and got 4 draw fours in a row and had to pick up like 16 cards by the end of it.

Multiply the jackhammer by 6

The hamster gets a scenic tour of the house in the safety and comfort of his private ball