The hero we need, but not deserve

He gave that toaster some bread

And i thought internet pirates were the biggest problem at sea

STOP

Gosh darn it I'm going to heck

Can someone translate this to the metric system?

I woke up like this

My heart says yes, but my cholesterol says no

The only store i need

at the end of the date we shared a long and passionate face battle

Should I tell him? I'm gonna tell him

I can testify for this being the spoken truth

This is literally me

Bunny: "birthday surprise ;)"
Cat: "._."

We see the mideast as them, however we seem to forget that they see us as "them". In our desperate attempt to erase evil by bombing and starting wars, we slowly become the enemy in the eyes of the innocent people who lose their homes and loved ones.

"The hungry games"

Well, it's actually a norwegian talkshow

Vote Linda, trash Trump

I would ride that all day long

DO NOT DEFY THY QUEEN

they kinda look like dinosaurs

Danger Floofs are scary

I got you some dudelions