Some of the people who says "I'm introvert" just use that as an excuse to say they hate people and act like a douchebag.
Even if you are introvert you should make an effort to be nice against others and earn their respect. Then they'll give you the space and understanding you need without you having to hurt someones feelings in order to push them away.
- Sorry for the long comment I just had to get that of my chest

Is Texas even real?

Turning an insult into the best compliment ever given

Dreamworks> Disney

I always put a little bit of toilet paper on the bottom so it dosn'doesn't make any sound

"the hardiest piss" omg I can't

"this took 16 hours, suck my dick"
dedication shouldn't go unrewarded

I want them to cheer on me while I'm jogging

Well, that was cheesy

high, go title you're home

If someone ever made me a comeback like that i would probably just bluescreen

we all should learn to handle rejection this well

dad joke of the year award goes too..

D:

I like how they both kinda just " :D "

"Hey Marvis, I heard Charles got a pace-maker last week"
"shuuut up! thats so hot"

"be aware I'm extremely hard"

im not evil or anything but this makes me really calm

I need this dog for when I'm taking my math exam

mabye they're doing a CAT scan? haha just kitten.. someone date me pleas

I feel a great sadness for the future children that won't know who Mike and Sully is

almost every girl and woman dream about walk-in-closets, this is all i ever want

that was so smooth i slipped out of my chair