About the boots or the paper?

My siblings and I used to call it fluffy stuff.. now we call it itchy stuff lol

I legit fell to a 10 ft drop playing pokemon go and I have the scars to prove it. Dangerous shit.

How would a baby seal get there?

You never really lose playing beer pong, you either win the game or get more drunk.. win win

I thought its face was pressed against glass at first

When its getting put back on it looks like a muscular leg for a moment

It looks like the baby has stretch marks on its cheek

He feels emasculated

Benefits of being a pussy

More like the right place at the right time

I have a "friend" who messages me a lot asking how I'm doing etc and then every single time it leads to her trying to get me to buy from her oil business thing.

Short and tall?

Babies are basically made of rubber at that age

I went walking through wet grass at the beach in short shorts.. the next morning, I kid you not, I had 100+ mosquito bites all over my legs.. it looked so nasty

Especially when you save that card forever for the right person and corresponding card and it's the first one out

I always thought my eyes looked like shit.. literally until I got a pic of them in the sun and they were like a reddy golden color.. and finally I felt like I might actually have pretty eyes

Jeggings are life

Give it a little jerkoff before you put the tip in your mouth?