juliesmash
I like to think that I'm normal, and then I remember that I'm me.
— Jules Report User
Glub-glub Fish! 11 comments
juliesmash
· 5 years ago
Wtfff
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Rawr xD 10 comments
juliesmash
· 5 years ago
Ahh right haha I could hear the voice but couldn't place where I saw it for the life of me
Douche flutes 17 comments
juliesmash
· 5 years ago
I am a polite smoker as well.. especially if someone walks by me with kids I'll turn away and not take a puff until they have passed. The other day I was having a smoke by my car In the grocery store parking lot. An old lady starts to out of her car right next to me so I move towards the front of my car.. she called me out for it and said I see what you're doing there but smoke smell doesnt bother me at all.. thank you though lol
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Bf: Please dont wrap present in duckttape Me: Okay okay no duckttape this time 7 comments
juliesmash
· 5 years ago
I've done a present wrapped 20 times with layers of duct tape and glitter for my brother for his birthday (his bday is on April fools) and when he finally got to the end it was a loonie hahahaa he was unimpressed and covered in glitter by the end
Vaina Loca 11 comments
Pick up lines in space 6 comments
juliesmash
· 5 years ago
Thank you. I keep seeing memes about this show but also keep forgetting what it's called so I can watch it
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Shaming 2 comments
juliesmash
· 5 years ago
I always clean so much before people come over... I should invite people over more often lol
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No matter how good a person you are 5 comments
juliesmash
· 5 years ago
So true! I picked up my daughter from daycare the other day and they commented on how good and well behaved she was. As soon as I open the car door she had a full fledged tantrum and I physically could not put her in the car seat. 10 mins later shes a bit tired from screaming and flailing so I managed to get her in. Ugh. I love her.
Every frickin’ time 5 comments
title 4 comments
juliesmash
· 5 years ago
My daughter didnt start biting until she had 8 teeth. It was excruciating
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Guy becomes best friends with a Butterfly 4 comments
$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in 14 comments
juliesmash
· 5 years ago
Lunchables have enough food to feed a small toddler. Such a waste of money and packaging
That's what friends are for 26 comments
juliesmash
· 5 years ago
I was in agony for 9 hours of hard labor... and then I birthed the baby which was even worse haha
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That's what friends are for 26 comments
juliesmash
· 5 years ago
I have had a baby so it would be cool to compare that pain for sure
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Edited 5 years ago
Whenever you think you have money left over 2 comments
juliesmash
· 5 years ago
Mine comes on randomly because the gas cap isn't on right enough but freaked me out the first time it happened
