Yuuuus

Is because my arms fell off

I can confirm
This = highschool

Cutting off the tip

Myself at a younger age when I really needed someone ...

A score in the 700s is good?

I miss living in BC

Their *

Hahahhaa that reminds me of my 2 year old today..
*sees a plane flying overhead*
Her: mommy what's that?
Me: that's a plane!
Her: ...
Me: it flies in the air and it has people inside...
Her: .. no mommy... I don't like it

Ok but how do they work

She got mad when we were driving home because she saw a bus and then lost sight of it... started screaming " WHERE THE BUS GO?" while crying hysterically

This is me but instead of dropping the keys- me carrying 2 backpacks, a purse, and whatever groceries after my daughter and I get home from work/daycare and her refusing to walk inside(which she is ver capable of)
Option A: SheHulk it and pick her up
Option B: Leave screaming child on driveway, bring stuff inside then proceed to take kicking and screaming child in.. (screaming because I left for literally 30 secs)

I need this

Promessed

I just lost the game

I cant even read this without smirking because I would die laughing. I cant even tell a joke without laughing before the punchline lol

Like why TF wasnt there more fire? FFS

Okay, I'm Canadian... what's a DMV?

I thought the one foot was poop

Too dark.