juliesmash
I like to think that I'm normal, and then I remember that I'm me.
— Jules Report User
It's funny cuz it's what life's like 24 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
I'm almost 28 and I have always loved to clean... at work, other people's houses etc, but when it comes to my own space I only like to clean when I have company (on the phone or in person) and when I do clean by myself willingly I'm just in a really good mood, because, otherwise it's a major chore. Adulting is lame, especially as a single mom
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Hero 5 comments
Went to Motherhood Maternity with the wife today....Never seen such a true advertisement 11 comments
F**ked up!!!! 9 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
My baby daddy helped me unpack some of my stuff this weekend because I moved and he forgot his sweater here and as soon as i saw it I got really sad about the "what could have been" =/
"Suggested for you". Thanks Facebook 5 comments
They're The Only Feet I've Got 2 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
Drives me nuts when my daughter wears her shoes on the wrong feet, but at the same time if it diesnt bother her.. why bother me?
I have experienced this firsthand 7 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
Oldest of 7 kids. Can confirm.
Actually sad story though, both parents basically neglected my 2 youngest bros and they see me as more of a parent than either of them.. =(
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Actually sad story though, both parents basically neglected my 2 youngest bros and they see me as more of a parent than either of them.. =(
Oh I'm sorry. I thought I was dating a girl, not Freddy Krueger 5 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
I work in a kitchen so my nails are always as short as possible but for my sisters wedding I got fake nails because she wanted to get them together.. and never ever ever again. Worst thing ever. I even got them as short as possible.
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A local burger shop started selling these... I have no words 3 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
We put mac and cheese on a pulled pork sandwich on top of a caesar at my work
Do cocaine instead 3 comments
I'm Going On An Adventure! (When your mom sends you to get something at the checkout) 4 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
It's worse when mom goes to get something and leaves you at the checkout and she is still not back once everything else is scanned
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Can't relax when any of these are about 5 comments
juliesmash
· 4 years ago
But they have to be birkenstocks. Not that I would be caught dead wearing them
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Can't relax when any of these are about 5 comments
