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just_a_girl

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just_a_girl · 10 years ago

It's amazing what sort of things people talk about at sleepovers. My friends and I ended up in a heated debate over whether paper was a viable weapon in a zombie apocalypse. Weird stuff, huh?

I'll comfort him.... 16 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

Is this showing your secret longing to be a dark but epic stranger hiding in the clouds?

Feels or no feels? 9 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

At first it was a "ouch, right in the feels" moment, but then I fell off my chair after reading the second bit.

It really sucks having to watch a friend go 9 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

This is usually the extent of my social interactions.

My first post :) <3 11 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

Congrats, you're officially one of us (one of us, one of us). PARTY ON!

I'll comfort him.... 16 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

I think I could forgive him. Just look at that adorable, cheeky grin.

Punk Rock 6 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

... with songs they have sung for a thousand years... *epic guitar solo*

Amy and the Doctor delivering some fresh moves 13 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

As an official white person, I can say that, yes, most of us dance like this. But I have less dance skills than that.

Comediacracy..... 5 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

The thing is, comedians tend to tell the truth because they have no reason to lie. Politicians are seen as untrustworthy because they have so much to gain from lying if they are not caught. This is why I would trust a comedian. Plus, they have epic people skills.

Well then.. 19 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

Best. Answer. Ever.

You demand 5 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

Looks like someone used voice recognition.

Give me back my keys! 8 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

The amount of times I must steal my own keys...

It's just that simple 9 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

Yeah

Give me... Your voice 11 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

She's half way between "give me your voice in return for legs" and "give me your puppies so I can make myself a coat"

I'm running out of excuses 12 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

My standard answer is that I have a family event.

Type Writer Waffle Iron 1 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

Where can I find this? I must have it!

Meanwhile, at a Dairy Queen 9 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

"Blimey, she's a nightmare. No wonder she hasn't got any friends."

I can't figure out a caption for this... 35 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

But that doesn't make it acceptable to claim that the reason is merely to not distract boys.

As do I 20 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

I feel the same. I have no upper body strength... or lower body strength... I'm just a weakling...

An easy fix for a broken screen 4 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

I've never seen a more epic lock screen. Ever.

*insert dramatic music* 6 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

If I was evil...

9-year-old student with some standardized test sass 6 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

We need more sassy smart people in the world. This kid will go places.

When a cute girl notices me staring at her from across the room 9 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

I feel the same way, so I always feel awkward on buses, because I don't know where to look :/

The DaVinchi Code 25 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

Unlike most women, I don't use the "I'm fine [life sucks]" method, because it just ends with internal anguish. My best friend is my bro and if I feel s*** I just tell him and then he gives me ice-cream and we watch TV together. Much easier.

Very real science facts 19 comments

just_a_girl · 10 years ago

I'd love to have a pet, especially if it was like Doug. It would be so amazing to have someone love me that unconditionally.