Why are the eggs in the pantry

My dog still makes a fucking mess.

But fit people are harder to catch.

Why does it matter how she got it? If she likes it, she likes it!

Kinda how I eat dick

It would be more satisfying if there was wine.

Mother of god

Poor Corey.

This would never happen in Canada.

This is beautiful. I need this.

There's still one of these by my house!

Mommy and Daddy

White girl-heavy breathing.

Over attached gf

Animal

2,3,and 5

This never gets old.

Looks like Taylor swift

Could have swapped the flowers for their face.

How?

She needs an award!

Best trolling gift. I would buy these.

Heavy breathing...

Not the bills.