I have been laughing at this for longer than i'd like to admit

What

Since when was your mum called Jeff and rather into killing?

I wounder what his relationship status is?
Single? I never would've guessed

'Malicious and angry geese'

I have "the drum kit" because i am just that cool

I am so scared of toddlers

( ・_・)ノ⌒●~*

The hell is jaywalking?

It took me a lot longer than 30 seconds to read this

Is it cheating if my friend reads a book out loud while i happen to be walking past?

Game of foams

That is a bagel, you uncultured swine

One of these is not like the others

*cough* i have no idea what you're talking about *cough*

Lion king feels

Funsubstance has been spammed with selfies
I come to funsubstance to avoid humans, not to look at their selfies