jwdahl91

jwdahl91


Just a dude.

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In the wake of all the shootings of people I think this is a good message 13 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
And unicorns cum on my face.
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Not me 8 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
Hey come on go with the joke. I'm an American.
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Not me 8 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
Who the hell lasts up to 30 seconds?
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Kids will do anything for boobs 13 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
See. I'm 24 and I would do the same thing. You mean to tell me I get to see some nice titties plus show off how strong I am? Sign me the fuck up right now.
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Dammit lily 11 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
Dale is my hero.
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yeah 3 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
"It's such a nice day I drove around with my iOS down"
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This...Is dedication to acting 4 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
Look up a video on YouTube called "top ten method actors" posted by watchmojo.
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I'm aries 22 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
Pisces. Guilty.
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Hate the feel 5 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
I went to a bourbon distillery with my brother and our friends and noted that we were in different stages in our lives: having a baby, married, engaged, dating, and me... single.
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When your so metal that... 2 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
Guilty.
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*like* 29 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
True true. But I went to an all guys high school my freshman and sophomore years and you wouldn't believe the verbal abuse some kids could dish out. That was about ten years ago though so things might have changed.
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Humming birds beat their wings At around 80 beats per second 3 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
Nevermind. I misread the title. Fuck me right?
Humming birds beat their wings At around 80 beats per second 3 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
I thought it was faster than that. 80 bpm is an acceptable human pulse rate. A little high but acceptable. Humming bird wings are blurs. I think if a human pulse was a blur like that we'd be in trouble.
*like* 29 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
What's so bad about being a virgin? I mean obviously sex is great but why do people always belittle those who are virgins? If it's by choice, great. If it's not by choice, don't you think mocking them would make them feel like shit?
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Rock, or like my dad likes to say: "Some longhair music" 16 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
Viking metal as well.
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Rock, or like my dad likes to say: "Some longhair music" 16 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
Sandstone, limestone, malachite. Lots of types of rocks.
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I'd die without my phone 12 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
I'm on nirvana's team. I love being connected to everyone. If you don't talk to to people while you're ignoring others then what do you do on your phone?
My life 4 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
I'm sure you have time to figure it out. How old are you?
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I don't remember 1 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
An old song by chumbawumba: "Do you suffer from long term memory loss? I can't remember."
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Don't do it Bill 9 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
I vote crf our funsub king. I admire and enjoy your posts and comments in the same way I enjoyed mgoveia's.
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Ahh, these are the best customers around :) 3 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
I work at a bar with 80 beers on tap and 200 in bottles. People ask me to pick a beer all the time and I thoroughly enjoy it because I usually get to educate them on something they didn't know about beer. So yeah these are awesome customers.
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Batman is a vampire 4 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
I hope the justice league movie is like this.
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December! 22 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
Dude hell yeah! Congratulations man.
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Truuuu 14 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
I did indeed. That's not to sat I don't wish I was all bear. Preferably a grizzly bear. Lol.
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Truuuu 14 comments
jwdahl91 · 9 years ago
Yeah but unfortunately the rest of my arms are human as shit. Only my hands are bear. And I just realized it should be "bare hands".... I'm not a smart man.
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