I love spiders.

Holy mother of pearl. I had to.

This is one of my favorite movies. I hope the rumors of them making a second one are true.

Ooh ooh I know. It's the hot Asian one. Wait...

I feel like some of the most technical pieces were written while the composer went, "Some asshole in the future is gonna think we actually played this one."

Maybe they are both meatball.

I fantasize about nights like this in a city. With me sitting at a bar alone drinking bourbon and listening to jazz.

Or are they tears of joy because they are so happy you enjoy playing with them?

I want another wreck it Ralph movie.

I had no idea he's been dead for 26 years.

I had an instructor for a 9 am physical fitness class who was a captain of a local fire department and one morning he goes, "I just got off a long shift.... who wants to get drunk?" We stayed and worked out but I thought it was absolutely hilarious.

This is fake. Our eyelids are sphincter muscles which means they constrict in a circular fashion. If you squint in a mirror you can see the corners of your eyes sort of rotate in, for lack of a better phrase. Your eye blinks up and down, not in a wave.

The most unnerving one I've seen is the dog that was tied to the post and died on its back when it's leash ran out.

Never forget. (343)