My coworker had one of these and it got out of the house so he had to buy a new one to convince his girlfriend that it didn't. Only catch is the original had part of its tail missing so he had to do some...customizing? His exact words were "And that was messy".

That bird is doing what I do when I see a big chunk of watermelon in the fridge.

I fucking love Anna Kendrick.

Where do you think they bought all those other walls? The only mart that sells nothing but walls.

Finally getting the attention it deserves.

So the person that posted this is miniegg. The first comment was from cryingchicken. Is the chicken crying because her egg is mini?

This kid kills me.

Where was I when you saw me? ;)

At this point I've been awake for 32 and a half hours straight. Needless to say my four hour long class sucked today.