Not to mention a new hairstyle and probably contacts.

I love this dude lol.

Actually me on a daily basis.

This reminds me of the new evil dead when Satan consumes the fifth soul and it starts raining blood and Satan crawls out of the gownd and the girl starts fuckin shit up with chainsaws and then her hand gets cut off and then the rain stops and then that's end of the movie. Super awesome but the crawling amped me up and made me wanna jam to death metal. As does this gif.

Professor chaos.

Oh god my last name would be a nightmare.

Cum on guys. Enough puns for now.

It's a drawing. This does not exist in real life.

No it would be revenge of the sixth. Because your hangover on the sixth will vengeful.

These bays eat fruit and look like little foxes. Hence the nickname "flying fox."

As I am reading this post my cat is cuddling with me while my dog lays around like a lazy sack of shit.

No I'm not crying. It's just condensation from the humidity outside.