I MIGHT have creeped a tiny bit and saw the storm trooper nails. Based on that alone i would totally check you out. What kind of car is it though :)

There is a homeless man who walks around near the bar I work at and he never ever asks for money. So I offer it to him.

I used to fart as loud as possible when my girlfriend would yell at me.

So powerful.

I like that.

NEED!

This happened to one of my friends. He ordered from NYPD pizza several times a week and when he hadn't ordered for a while, he got a call asking if he was ok haha.

Chelsea handler might be the single stupidest person on the planet.

Yeah when I was watching this part I was losing my mind.

I need dis.

I am legend.

I'm an American and I think I can do a good Australian accent.

I can't express how accurate these all are. Especially the criminal one.

Can we talk about how some people who do this are desperate, others are cocky, and some are funny. Let's make up our minds y'all.

This is America every single day. Oh what? There are tons of hungry people and we have the means to feed them? No thanks bro, I'm just gonna dig up some oil in someone else's yard even though we have plenty here.

Guess I'm a real man then.