I do.

Sorry about it being in Japanese, I just felt a sudden urge to write it in the original language of the series.

Let's just hope that it's not one from The Madness of Duke Venomania...

Unless it's an anime.

But what if you took the potion continuously until you were actually impregnated?

How dare you be such an imbecile? It's clearly Firefly!

But what if you lean back too far and too fast and bash your head off of the ground? Then again, the legs surrounding those that touch the ground seem to be too long to let that happen easily.

I've seen one episode, but that was a while ago and I intend to watch the rest with my father, who just hasn't had the time at the same time that I have.

I believe that it's a reference to the TV show Firefly, which was cancelled far before its time.

That may be true, but if the prevalence of guns is reduced as a result of introducing new gun control laws, then the likelihood of a shooting will also be reduced.

As for how removing guns doesn't prevent people from trying to kill, you have to get a lot closer to use a knife or other such weapon, and they're not as easy to kill instantly with most of the time. As such, while the number of people trying to murder would likely be about the same, the simplicity and ease of those murders would be at least slightly reduced.

It could also be read as a misspelled version of 'crapper.'

I don't deny that, it's just that sometimes they're less enjoyable from the receiving end.

But what if you're the one being told the joke? Unless you've built up an immunity to them, you will be the one cringing.