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kamatsu


I would post stuff, but everything I want to post comes from here. Oh well, comments are enough for me.

— kamatsu Report User
Everything like a diary 6 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
The Organisation has infiltrated, and is attempting to maintain cover through an unconvincing mimicry. Initiate Operation Yggdrasil, effective immediately. Wait, what do you mean I must deal with it alone? Well, if Steins;Gate decrees, I must obey. El Psy Congroo.
Who's your crush? 9 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
She knows about my existence, buuuut she's asexual, so...
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Civil war! 11 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Thanks for answering my question, helpful guest (I wasn't logged in when I found this).
anyone from EU? 11 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Well, there was that one time...
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Gasp 20 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Well, I've not really been keeping track of the American elections, as I've got my own government to worry about. Sure, Tony Abbott's gone, but most of what's changed is that the Prime Minister's no longer an embarrassment.
Quite the reasons for admission to an asylum 31 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Or perhaps "why is asthma a reason to be admitted to an asylum?"
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Gasp 20 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
There's a difference between Sanders supporters being fed up with Trump and Sanders actively getting his supporters to disrupt Trump's rallies. A candidate and his voter are not one and the same.
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So true it hurts 11 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Or all your manners attempt to rival Tom Hiddleston, but in real life fall to the level of Sheldon Cooper.
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Quite the reasons for admission to an asylum 31 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
"Nymphomania" is indeed a good band name.
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The mayonnaise bandits 4 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
And this is why I love living in SA. That and the food.
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Marvel vs DC: Very similar characters 18 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Looks like you used incorrect grammar.
The real Nigel Thornberry 4 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Smashing!
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Pineapple And It’s Final 20 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Sorry for the confusion. I was trying to think of how to describe it as the end-of-lesson bell was going.
Pineapple And It’s Final 20 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
パイナップル in Japanese, pronounced like pineapple with a racist accent, mainly because it is the English word in a Japanese alphabet.
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Close call kid 8 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
And I'm pretty sure that the incorrect grammar is intended to add to the humour.
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Clock made from a vinyl record 1 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
I hope it was rendered unplayable before it was cut into such a beautiful form.
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Which ring is your favourite? 15 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
They say a month's salary.
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This Australian Spider Can Walk On Water And Hunt For Fish 12 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
I want one.
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Crazy straw 7 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Wouldn't one be happy about their brain tumour being stolen?
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Toot toot 13 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Or something that I've run into too often in school and Morrowind; "It is illegal to rest here."
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*screams* 7 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
My laptop charger. Beneath her bed for several months.
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The Floor is Lava 3 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
I wanna touch it. I wanna lick it. I wanna snuggle with it and tell it bedtime stories. Alas, I like having my flesh on my bones a bit too much...
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People recount what it was like to come out as gay 141 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
How could the experiment be improved?
Kid that did it right - more samples.
Kid that did it wrong - doing it right, making it harder to mess up, more samples.
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People recount what it was like to come out as gay 141 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
There's quite simply more to write about when things go wrong. Look at any practical report for a school science subject for proof of that.
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Touch with eyes only, thank you 7 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Nobody deserves gympie gympie.