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kamatsu


I would post stuff, but everything I want to post comes from here. Oh well, comments are enough for me.

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If the world lost oxygen for 5 seconds 19 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
I want bigger bugs, though.
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What is this 5 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
I dunno, the car seems like American politics to an outsider (though I can't talk too much, what with the Australian parliament not yet having done anything about marriage equality and the only promises I'm aware of being a plebiscite followed by a free vote, meaning that there's even less point to said plebiscite than normal).
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He got reported for aimbot atleast 3 times 16 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Which reminds me of an American who sniped with a 50-cal MG. Pretty similar to a sniper rifle of the day in single-shot, and if you're spotted just switch to full auto.
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He got reported for aimbot atleast 3 times 16 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
The same guy, Simo Häyhä, took out so many Russians in the Winter War that they decided to carpet bomb the ENTIRE forest that he was hiding in. Results? Some damage to his coat.
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I would be terrified 16 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Pat them and say "good [insert sex of dog here]."
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*AGGRESSIVELY FREEDOMS* 16 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
And don't forget 'Straya.
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I would be terrified 16 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
For some reason the word I imagined a dog saying was "vandalise."
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Mindf*uck 7 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
The Earth is beautiful, and we are killing it.
Hot fuzz 9 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Well, if you committed a crime and were caught, I'd hope so, or else you'd make it worse for yourself by resisting arrest.
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Shouldn't that be frying? 3 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
What's my name?
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There's still Canada left 26 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
No thoughts of Australia? Though there is the wildlife to be concerned about, and our elections too. Politics seems to have devolved into party leaders wearing high-vis jackets and telling blatant lies about the other major party.
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Good guy Hitler 14 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Well, humans are animals, and Jews are humans, so...
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No-one can ever see something like that coming 6 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
This makes so much more sense than it used to.
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Shower thoughts 1 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
And people outside your car. Never forget how much pain and suffering you could cause while driving, lest you do something stupid without thinking and do cause some of it.
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It will kill you in the inside 10 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Eh, two years of liking an asexual and aromantic girl haven't been too rough on me. Maybe because I've been focusing much more on school than the people in it.
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No you don't! 4 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
If only it was transporting copies of Wii Fit.
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Good Friends 19 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Sorry for being bad at picking up on jokes.
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Where was this when I was in school 4 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
At the conclusion of the test, you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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Window screens 13 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Or just plain not effective enough. Australia can get really fucking hot, and I'm glad that I like in one of the colder areas.
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Good Friends 19 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
YouTube abridgement-type thing. Turns Nagisa into a thug, Makoto into a wimp with immense Freudian slips for Haru, Rei into what appears to be a psychopathic serial killer, and Haru himself into a complete nutbag with a lust for water and around 50 or more inner Harus talking in his head. Eventually the only Haru that can read gets shot by another Haru.
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Good Friends 19 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
I need to rewatch 50% Off.
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Who here can use chopsticks? 13 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
I can use chopsticks. Had to relearn quickly when I visited Japan.
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It's just photons 8 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
Energy.
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Awesome art combination 6 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
The second one reminds me of Noodle, lead guitarist of the Gorillaz.
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The internet 8 comments
kamatsu · 8 years ago
I've only seen slug sex (David Attenborough documentary, 'Life in the Undergrowth), but it is actually a very fascinating spectacle.
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