kamatsu

kamatsu


I would post stuff, but everything I want to post comes from here. Oh well, comments are enough for me.

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Ding ding ding 9 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
I'll take 500 for shit I would wish to happen to me if I even had experience with one girlfriend so far.
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I love nuclear chess!! 7 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
A strange game. The only way to win is not to play.
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haha he's very respectable 4 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
I'm pretty sure this is from the show's movie, Ali G In Da House.
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Oh dear. 5 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Big... brother... Edward...
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They're not that great of a duo 25 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
A back and a knife.
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Just in case u want to know 14 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Who needs a spoon and a fork? Sporks exist for that purpose.
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It just described him 19 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Bendypick Counterlatch is my favourite actor to have played Sherlock Holmes.
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Bicycle wheel 13 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
I want one. Can it climb walls?
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Anatomy of a Zooper Dooper 15 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Cut the top curved, that way the corners aren't sharp and you won't end up looking like Heath Ledger's Joker.
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Fibonacci braid 5 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
I should not have seen this while reading Uzumaki.
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c*ckroach_Master_race.Exe 10 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
And then he got poisoned by a whole bunch of moon rocks that he couldn't afford.
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Like a james bond villain 5 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Does this mean that he strokes humans while sitting in a chair?
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This is a "meal" 7 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
What is the thing with sprinkles? You don't put sprinkles, or anything that goes with them, on a plate of savoury food.
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Pippa is adorable 12 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Given that I'm pretty sure you have to be American to be POTUS, I think Pippa will have to settle for Prime Minister of Australia.
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Yummy, delicious, tasty 16 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Bone the apple tit.
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Wanna know the truth? 12 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
More earthquakes, though.
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World's first fully-manned hoverbike 17 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
This is it. This is how I will die. The coolest motor vehicle accident in history.
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Monty Python Amirite? 5 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King. You and all your silly English knnnnnnigguts.
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Happy fallentine 5 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Ah, yes, but sometimes you have two sorts of butterflies in there, the latter inserted to kill the former because you don't understand your own emotions and grew up shunning contact with people your age to read books instead, and during high school realised that you're smart on paper but have no clue what to do about a girl you think you've had a crush on for over 2 years, except for the fact that, as mentioned before, you're unsure about what you're actually feeling.

I'm perfectly happy with my life what are you saying no I've never cried myself to sleep. Just not slept in the first place.
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Superb military helicopter customization 11 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
In case anyone wants to know, the bit saying 未来へ means "to the future."
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Long Live The Legend! 2 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Ah, skin cancers. The fourth natural enemy of Australians, brother to our flora, fauna and bushfires.
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Bad plan, b 17 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Clearly whoever came up with this never read 1.4, which is a shame because I really like that book.
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Amen ! 22 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
God's Perfect Idiot.
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The tables have turned 14 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Well, I'm pretty sure that 50 Shades started out as Twilight fanfic...
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Gee,I wonder.. 20 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
The character I posted, Ruka Urushibara, is a male often referred to as "Rukako," with the "ko" being a part only present in female names. The difficulty comes with the fact that they spend at least from episode 10 to 18 as known to be female, probably having been so from partway through episode 8 (though as far as Ruka knows in these episodes, they were always a girl). This is due to the weird and wonderful effects of sending text messages back in time using a broken microwave. While I believe that the image I posted was from when they were a female, Ruka is canonically male, and though there is an ending in the visual novel where they stay female, it is not the ending considered canon.
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