Just explain to them that the basis of most Australian slang is shortening down a noun into a single syllable and adding 'o' to the end.

That's what it's called where I live, and that's how I felt every time my PE teacher said we would be doing it.

You clearly never suffered from asthma.

One of the best English dubs I've ever seen.

Well, the years start coming, and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun;
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb

A good idea combining horse genitals and amputation/castration: pictures of a horse cock, then gelding. Verb, not noun.

That said, I'll probably be OK if I can just face up to my anxieties.

I have neither proper understanding nor control of my emotions, the reality of adulthood is getting closer with each passing day and I'm worried that I'm starting to legitimately anger my crush by finally being more insistent about telling her to watch the only thing I've properly told her to watch. That I told her to watch over two and a half years ago. And have wanted to discuss with her since then. Of course, I'm not even sure how what I feel has changed over the past 3 years and if I actually still like her, if I ever did, or if I simply crave close companionship and am confusing it with caring about a specific person to a greater degree than all others. So yeah; I'm not sure who I'm asking to help me, but this is probably the most emotional pain I've experienced.

Wubba lubba dub dub!

While standing less than 15 meters from his own corpse, if I recall correctly.

I think only one teacher at my primary school got his kids to learn recorder.