kamatsu
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That was embarrassing 13 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
Right, forgot about that bit.
I am so stupid 81 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
I also once burned my finger on a drill bit that Dad had just been using to drill through bricks. While telling my sister not to touch it because it was hot from drilling through bricks and she'd burn herself if she touched it.
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That was embarrassing 13 comments
I am so stupid 81 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
I once ran over my own foot. Dad was teaching us how to ride the motor-trike at my grandparents' farm, and had polished the seat. Which made it slippery. I went around the first corner too fast, put my foot down instinctively, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground with my left shoe halfway between the trike and myself.
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Much too relatable 3 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
Technically, the full Murphy's Law is "if there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it." The version that most people use is sometimes referred to as Finagle's Law.
The original was made, if I remember correctly, in response to a pin in some sort of US Air Force vehicle that could be inserted in two ways: the way that worked, and the way that caused huge problems at approximately the worst time possible. It's essentially about defensive design, in which the only ways in which to assemble or use something function correctly, like making the aforementioned pin only go in one way.
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The original was made, if I remember correctly, in response to a pin in some sort of US Air Force vehicle that could be inserted in two ways: the way that worked, and the way that caused huge problems at approximately the worst time possible. It's essentially about defensive design, in which the only ways in which to assemble or use something function correctly, like making the aforementioned pin only go in one way.
We all had this professor 25 comments
Close call 10 comments
logic 20 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
Additionally, it is far easier to commit mass killings with firearms than other weapons.
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Why do people even live there? 13 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
At least in my state they tend to read Catastrophic instead of Code Red, and I think I prefer the way it is here.
Gospel by Shrek 20 comments
The fourth wall has been broken 4 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
That wasn't even the first time this scene, let alone in the whole of the movie.
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Rhyming names are always fun 10 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
"Don’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin’?"
“Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.”
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“Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.”
Hakuna matata? 10 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
Clearly the GBA Lion King game wasn't as hard as whichever version this is...
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Damn son 4 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
One time during a solar cycle race in America, my dad managed to freak out a couple of Canadians who wondered why the Australian kids on his school's team were so tough, simply by telling them of some of the more dangerous features of koalas, platypus, kangaroos and cassowaries. And then by getting them to try a small part of a really thick Vegemite sandwich and having one of the kids that really liked Vegemite just eat the thing whole in front of them.
Now what? 9 comments
Damn son 4 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
Just because they're slow, unbelievably stupid herbivores doesn't mean koalas can't be dangerous. They use those claws to climb eucalyptus trees, after all.
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A *HIGH* Priced Meal 9 comments
kamatsu
· 7 years ago
Bad cow pun.
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate.
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But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate.
